SBI420 β€” The Satoshi Bitcoin Index

The only index tracking your emotions since 1999.

Welcome to the future of finance, built with the technology of the past. SBI420 bridges the gap between 1990s design and 2025 hopium. Experience the nostalgia of dial-up modems combined with the volatility of modern cryptocurrency markets.

Our Mission: Pure Degeneracy.

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When it dumps, we meditate.
When it pumps, we ascend.

SBI420 is not a token.
It's an emotional operating system.

We don't follow charts.
Charts follow us.

The index doesn't track Bitcoin.
It tracks consciousness.

Join us in the eternal now.
Or don't. We're already there.

LIVE MARKET DATA

SYMBOLLASTCHANGE%VOLUME
BTC69,420.00β–Ό -420.00-0.61%42.0B
ETH3,456.78β–Ό -123.45-3.69%18.5B
SOL142.00β–Ό -8.50-5.65%2.1B
DOGE0.420β–Ό -0.069-19.64%1.2B
SBI420βˆžβ–² +∞+∞%UNLIMITED

* Data delayed by 15 years. For entertainment purposes only.

πŸ“° BREAKING NEWS πŸ“°

Economists confirm 420 is greater than 500.
10/30/2025 β€’ Bloomberg Terminal (Dial-Up Edition)
Federal Reserve replaces interest rates with vibes.
10/29/2025 β€’ Wall Street Journal (Fax Edition)
Satoshi denies involvement in SBI420 (again).
10/28/2025 β€’ CoinDesk (AOL Edition)
Study finds 100% of SBI420 holders are "extremely online".
10/27/2025 β€’ Financial Times (Netscape Navigator)
IMF declares "hopium" as official reserve currency.
10/26/2025 β€’ Reuters (Windows 95 Edition)

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